If you’ve been in the online dating world for more than a day, you’ve probably read through profile after profile after profile. After reading a few, have you noticed that they all sound…. the same? Maybe you’ve even reached the point that if you read another phrase like, “Looking for love,” or “I love to have fun!” you might explode.
Yeah, I’ve been there, too.
Not to mention that YOUR profile might be a little bland! Do you have generic phrases in your profile? Maybe even a, “I love long walks on the beach.” Come on, you know you do. So why not spice it up a bit? It’ll definitely help yours stand out from the crowd and get noticed.
Here are a few funny online dating profile examples for you to get a few ideas.
The Silly Guy
Well hello, ladies! Look no further because you’ve met Matt—that’s me—and I’m the total package. Like a bean burrito, I’m full of cheese and wrapped up in a Snuggie. I’m working on inventing a Snuggie for two, so you know. Be looking out for that.
When I’m not heating up bean burritos, you can usually find me acting in a local play. I’m sorta famous in my little town. I have a wide array of fake accents in my back pocket that I can pull out at a moment’s notice. It’s come in handy in many different situations.
The Sporty Girl
Try and keep up, guys, because this sporty girl might run right past you. Hi! My name is Kate and I love most every sport ever invented, except for chess and curling. Team sports are the most fun, because I love meeting new people who love sports, too. Maybe you and I could be on the same team?
You’re in luck, guys, because I love to watch sports, too! And I throw a killer Superbowl Party. That’s because when I’m not out playing sports, I’m cooking up something crazy in the kitchen. Just pray that you like the same teams as me, or it’s on!
The Comic Book Fanatic Guy
I think maybe the pinnacle of my life was meeting Stan Lee. If you know who he is, then we can definitely be friends. And if you do know who he is, maybe I can even show you some of my comic book collection.
I promise I’m a normal guy, I just like to read…. stories about superheroes. They all had something to prove, and they all wanted to help people. What’s not to like? Everyone needs a hero of some kind. Maybe I could be yours?
The Adventurous Writer Girl
Once upon a time, you asked me on a date. Over dinner you asked me about the books I’ve read, my philosophies on life, and then you quoted Shakespeare. You set my heart a flutter. Then we took a romantic stroll around a moonlit path.
Next, choose your own adventure—we could either 1. Run to the nearest club and dance the night away or 2. Hit up the laser tag place, or 3. Whatever comes to mind! Hey, I may be a book nerd, but I’m up for anything. Let’s write an adventure together.